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![]() IN THE PLACE YOU ARE Fun
is what I have with my family Adventures
are what we have when we are all together Memories
are the things we cherish the most Ironically
we have more girls than boys Young
Love is what we have for each other and old make up my magnificent
family Family Motto DO ALL YOU CAN WITH WHAT YOU HAVE IN THE TIME YOU HAVE IN THE PLACE YOU ARE
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it Much food for thought! If you are over 40 IF YOU DON'T READ
THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR
LIFE.
George
Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you
realize that the only time in our lives when we like to
get
old
days
is when we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited
about aging that you
think in fractions.
"How old
are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never
thirty-six
and a half.
You're four and a half, going on five!
That's
the key.
You get
into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump
to
the next number,
or even a few ahead.
"How old
are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but
hey,
you're
But
wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you
would!
So you
BECOME 2 1, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to
60.
You've
built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's
a
day-by-day thing; you
HIT Wednesday!
You get
into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you
HIT
lunch; you TURN 4:30;
you REACH bedtime.
And it
doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going
backwards;
"I
Was JUST
92."
Then a
strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you
become
a
little kid again.
"I'm 100 and a half!"
May you
all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
The old Webmaster (below) had a
real rough nite
Rough Nite: Show me
the way to go home :(
![]() I'm tired and I want
to go to bed
had a Little drink
about a hour ago
And it went right to
my head :(
If it is not right do not do it; if it
is not true do not say it."
My Golden
Years If You Are over 60 yrs Old Please
Read
the Golden Years I Can not See I can not pee I Cannot Chew I can not screw Oh, my God, what can I Do My memory shrinks My hearing stinks My sense of Smell Oh,I look like hell My mood is bad,can’t you Tell My body’s Drooping Havd trouble pooping The golden years have come at last The golden years can kiss my
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